Friday – I didn’t go to the pub. This is odd.

Saturday – Housework Saturday. That’s literally it.

Sunday – I seem to be living alone at the moment. I fell in the flat no one would know…

Monday – ‘Post it to me.’ ‘What? In the mail?’

Tuesday- I wonder if I should just pack up and go live on an island somewhere. 

Wednesday- Ever think when you wear a big winter coat, ‘what if I forgot to put clothes on today and I might accidentally flash when I get to work?’ No? Just me then.

Thursday- It is genuinely just as scary walking in the dark at 7am as it is at, like, 3am.